Save the UK Theme!

Amid all the excitement caused by the dead London whale, the sexual antics of antics of Liberal Democrats, and the election triumph of Hamas, the real news story of the week has slipped out almost unnoticed: the BBC has announced that it plans to scrap Radio 4's UK Theme.
For the last 33 years, this five-minute medley of tunes including Danny Boy, What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, Scotland the Brave and Rule Britannia, has greeted listeners as the World Service switched back to Radio Four at half past five in the morning.
Radio 4 controller Mark Damazer has decided it has to go. In its place there'll be "a fast paced news bulletin". This hardly seems a pressing case for change. It's surely not too much to ask for people to wait half an hour until the next news bulletin, and we have enough rolling news channels anyway. The suspicion therefore remains that the change is attributable to the traditional and patriotic nature of the music.
Whether you think that the UK Theme is an uplifting, pastoral synthesis of folk tunes from each of the constituent nations of Britain, which should be kept as a symbol of our island's great history, or that it's an undistinguished dirge-like musical melange, I would suggest that anything that the pinko liberals at the BBC want to get rid of must be worth keeping, and that we should rally to its defence, even if only to annoy people like Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.

